I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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