I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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