At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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