You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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