I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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