I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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