dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
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