Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
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