You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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