I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
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