you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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