I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
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