The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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