God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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