peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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