What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Randomize
