will power is for people who don't want to get laid
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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