if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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