His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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