Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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