Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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