I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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