Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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