sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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