I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
so much tequila, so little girl.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
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