My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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