Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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