He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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