sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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