is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
should my penis look like a turkey
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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