when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
You almost got us killed.
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