oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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