Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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