Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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