i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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