I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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