Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
We have started to decorate penises.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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