It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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