im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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