You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
