why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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