yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
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