So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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