only if we run a train.
done.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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