I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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