dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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