So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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