so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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