What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
what day is it and did you see me today?
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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