do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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